Beginner's guide to Food & Drink: what should newcomers know first?
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me reading this while eating cereal at 2am
this is PEAK beginner advice
if you think ketchup is spicy you are not ready for the real world
lmao no
step one: don't listen to guides
back in my day we just ate what was on the table
HUH
this is literally the only guide you'll ever need i swear by it
idk seems like common sense to me but ok
nah i'm good