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Geek? I swear to God if I was flying this thing, we'd be home by now. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah! Okay, turkey, you fly it. Okay, quit fooling around. Come on, this isn't funny. Uh-huh. Do something. I take it back. We're equal, okay? Equal? You call me a geek. You're not a geek! Max, I want you to turn on all engines now! That's an order from your navigator! Oh, now you're a navigator? So navigate already! It looks like it's out of control and falling. Somebody shoot him down? I have no idea. Better do something, big shot. You aren't even trying. Come on, one of these has to start it. Scotty to bridge! She can't take much water to the scum. 20,000 feet and falling. Beginning water. Boiling. Scalding. Red hot. Uh-oh. Pulling down. Arctic. Sub-zero. Freezing. Real coordinated. You better hurry Pull out Impact in less than 15 seconds You hockey puck it right under your nose Yeah! He's pulled up. Now if I can only steer it. No way, Jose. Wow! Lucky guess. You nearly killed me. You're the one who almost crashed. I just shut down to teach you to fly. You liar. Have not. You did it to get even with me for what I said. Did not. You'll get yours. Oh, a threat. Oh, I'm really scared. Look, I'm shaking. You know, it's not real hard to fly this thing. The slightest little move in my hand, and we go that way. Okay, which way to Fort Lauderdale? I only know what's in your head, and you don't know the way from your house to a 7-Eleven. I say we go right. You also don't know your left from your right. We go left. Okay. Thank you.