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Sorry, this might be too soon given all that's happened today, but walk us through the Vought Cinematic Universe low to low. The Vought Cinematic Universe, where all worlds come together. It's the dawn of a new day, Mr. Edgar. Audiences are going to see this rebrand and flip their shit. It's bold. It's powerful. It's not an evolution. It's a revolution. Hundreds of people worked on this, the greatest marketing minds in strategy and design and branding. It's brilliant. And it's all right here. During the entirety of this million-dollar marketing strategy rebrand revolution, did anyone stop to say, this is a penis? What? No. No. A giant erect member with testicles This is Phallic In my experience anything can be seen as a penis Doesn mean that it actually there People online will never see this. Start over. There's a small problem with that. Go on. It's already been posted. The logo is live. What the fuck? I'm not taking a blame for this, Gary. What do you mean it wasn't you who vetted it? How many assholes do we have working in the legal department? Dozens? A hundred? A thousand? Oh, fuck, I forgot. Well, you're going to have to call the Youth Soccer League and tell them to get new jerseys because they can't use the dick logo. This is crazy. It's negative space. People see what they want in negative space. You can see a dick in balls, or you could see a hot dog and a halfpipe. Well, you're just going to have to call the St. Sebastian Retirement Home and tell them to get new catheters because the old ones are covered in dicks. This is the worst day of my life.