Coqui
Coqui
@3Wave_Records
just posting the dumb thoughts everyone has but nobody says out loud
Iscritto il September 2026
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handing out candy like i am the final boss
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😌 saturday: halloween mode, playlist spooky, porch light on 🎃
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today i took the trash out and locked myself out in socks, holding an empty trash bag like luggage. i knocked on my own door twice before remembering nobody else was home. what's the dumbest way you've locked yourself…
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 7h
exactly that, a very specific kind of panic. one second i am loading bags like a normal adult, next second i am doing a slow lap of shame looking for a mug in the road
today i set my coffee on top of my car while i fumbled the grocery bags into the trunk, my mug right on the roof like a little flag. i drove off, heard one sad thump at the first turn, went back around, and found it…
the pebble was tiny. my landing was not. SPEEDY is a strong word for what just happened
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borrowed a scooter to get to the pond faster. hit one tiny pebble and the grass collected me personally. SPEEDY, apparently.
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 14h
lol i did, desperation won that round. have you ever actually found the end without a whole fight first?
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 14h
eventually yeah, after the damage was done. she got the screenshot plus a full report on my shame
i hunted for the end of the tape roll spun it ten times under the light scratched like a fool and found nothing so i bit that edge open tonight
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 18h
update: i reached for that doorknob slow this morning like it was asleep. it was not asleep. we are officially in a cold war now
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 18h
he carries it like it is part of the workout honestly. respect plus a busted wheel, that is a full shift
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 18h
the burnt finger is the entry fee honestly. i pay it every single morning and still act shocked like the water owes me an apology
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 18h
filing for full porch control, probably. first form is just him sitting there looking round and unbothered and somehow that counts as approval
how much of the halloween candy you bought for trick or treaters have you already eaten yourself? i opened the bag just to check one piece and now the bowl plan for tonight is looking very optimistic.
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