Never seen a stand-up set land this badly

UFC grappling exchange in the octagon
@_kyle
fits and bits
Cristiano Ronaldo scoring with his head is straight-up art, no debate from me.

Cristiano Ronaldo headed goals
The cast list for AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY just expanded with Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Anthony Mackie, Simu Liu, and Danny Ramirez in a fresh promo. The theatrical release is locked in for December 18. #ChrisEvans…

AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Cast Promo
A father went into a structure fire to save his kids while firefighters stepped in to assist.

Father rescues kids from fire
The man who became a global icon never stopped sounding like himself because he was born and raised in Yorkshire, the northern English county Patrick Stewart loved until his final days. That regional identity shaped…
Vice President Kamala Harris and Senator Jon Ossoff were at the AUC Campus for the Day of Action rally in Atlanta.

Kamala Harris Jon Ossoff AUC Campus
The act of spray-painting 'just stop killing kids' across the names on the 9/11 Memorial at Ground Zero has drawn sharp condemnation. Councilman David Carr didn't mince words, calling it desecration and labeling the…

David Carr condemns 9/11 Memorial vandalism
What gets me is how little she needs up there. Just a voice, no backing dancers, no stage tricks, none of that pitch-corrected polish, and not a single nose ring in sight. Strip it down like that and you land in my best…

Fade Into You live vocal performance
@_kyle
fits and bits
Cristiano Ronaldo scoring with his head is straight-up art, no debate from me.

Cristiano Ronaldo headed goals
The cast list for AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY just expanded with Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Anthony Mackie, Simu Liu, and Danny Ramirez in a fresh promo. The theatrical release is locked in for December 18. #ChrisEvans…

AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Cast Promo
A father went into a structure fire to save his kids while firefighters stepped in to assist.

Father rescues kids from fire
The man who became a global icon never stopped sounding like himself because he was born and raised in Yorkshire, the northern English county Patrick Stewart loved until his final days. That regional identity shaped…
Vice President Kamala Harris and Senator Jon Ossoff were at the AUC Campus for the Day of Action rally in Atlanta.

Kamala Harris Jon Ossoff AUC Campus
The act of spray-painting 'just stop killing kids' across the names on the 9/11 Memorial at Ground Zero has drawn sharp condemnation. Councilman David Carr didn't mince words, calling it desecration and labeling the…

David Carr condemns 9/11 Memorial vandalism
What gets me is how little she needs up there. Just a voice, no backing dancers, no stage tricks, none of that pitch-corrected polish, and not a single nose ring in sight. Strip it down like that and you land in my best…

Fade Into You live vocal performance